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| Indulgences | AR | N663 | All The Guides We Want TNT To Create! | Here is a list of all the guides that I, as well as my fellow users, want TNT to create! |
| SS | N664 | Thyora's Tear | Thyora, being ever adventurous, was packing her backpack with food and supplies one day, bent on fulfilling Illusen's latest quest. | |
| AR | N665 | We Demand More From The NC Mall! (Please.) | The NC Mall is a truly magical place, brimming with gorgeous wearables and exciting Neocash games. | |
| AR | N666 | Weird Shop Wiz Secrets! | Every player on the Neopets website has used the Shop Wizard at least one time in their Neopets careers. | |
| AR | N667 | New Holiday Proposals! | I think there are a lot of aspects about Neopia that deserve their own special holidays! | |
| AR | N668 | Sophisticated School Supplies! | It's a brand new semester at Brightvale University, and classes will be starting soon! | |
| AR | N670 | Downsizing Dilemmas! | Have you ever made the decision to downsize your number of pets, and six days later, you still haven't decided which pets to give away? | |
| AR | N671 | How You Accidentally Fell In Love With Your Pets! | I started to wonder if anyone started off with just 3 dream pets that ballooned into 16. | |
| AR | N673 | Why Did YOU Switch Accounts? | I have to admit, no matter how proud I am of my main account and my many trophies and accomplishments, I usually use my side account to chat on the Neoboards. | |
| AR | N676 | The Best Way To Do Dailies? | Many players wait until midnight NST time to do their dailies. They swarm the Neopets website by the thousands. | |
| AR | N687 | A Love Letter To Altador Cup Participants | I was inspired to write an article all about the positive changes that have happened this year! Besides the newfound kindness being spread around, what makes this year's Altador Cup different from previous years? | |
| AR | N688 | Why Did You Downsize? | I was rifling through my five accounts when I realized that I had lost attachment to many of my pets. My accounts were brimming with the maximum of 20 pets, but in truth, I only loved 13 of them. I began to wonder, would it make some players happy to adopt my unwanted pets?And that is how my odyssey began! | |
| AR | N691 | Creative Ways Of Adopting Pets! | However, I've noticed several new classes of owners, people who adopt pets based on criteria other than the pets' looks, names or Battledome stats. Here is a list of the most interesting criteria, which I gathered by canvassing the people on the Pound Neoboard. | |
| AR | N692 | Even More Holiday Proposals! | I think there are a lot of aspects about Neopia that deserve their own special holidays! | |
| AR | N693 | Unique Ways To Celebrate On Neopets! | I was browsing the Help Neoboard one day, eager to read the witty and funny replies of my fellow Neopians, when I came across a thread titled "Today is my Neopian birthday!" Inspired by this thread, I thought I'd write an article all about the unique ways in which we can celebrate things on Neopets, ways that aren't even sanctioned by TNT! | |
| AR | N696 | Do YOU Do Anything Backwards? | Did you ever chance upon a species outfit that made you gape with wonder? Did you spot that perfect Acara Festival Gown or Sweet Purple Lenny Wig that made you seriously contemplate adopting a pet just to dress it up in its species clothes? Well, you're not alone! |
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| AR | N697 | Things You Love, But Will Never Have… | >I thought I'd wander over to the Help Neoboard and ask the people there what goals THEY admire, but will never have themselves. I received a lot of thought-provoking and interesting replies! I omitted the commonplace ones from this article, such as expensive pets and galleries. Instead, I wrote about the more interesting and unique goals that the players have! | |
| AR | N701 | Why Do YOU Love Your Favorite Pets? | There is a new generation of Neopets players, people who have only ever known the version of Neopets that enables the customization of pets. Curious about this newer generation of players, I thought it would be interesting to ask the Neoboards why THEY love their favorite pet species. I received a lot of thought-provoking replies! | |
| AR | N702 | How Neopets Affects Our Real Lives! | Curious about the ways in which Neopets has seeped into our real lives, I thought I'd wander over to the Neoboards and ask each forum about how Neopets has affected their real lives. I got a lot of interesting replies! | |
| AR | N704 | Do YOU Keep Fun Records? | I have to admit, my favorite petpage that I ever created was the one listing the pets I've given away. As of today, I've given away 88 zapped pets, and I'm looking to give away 100 total! Feeling inspired to keep more fun records, but unsure of what they should be, I asked my fellow players on the Neoboards about what fun records they keep for themselves. I got many interesting replies! | |
| AR | N705 | Your Evil Wishes! | Tis the season for spooks and scares, for tricks and treats! I thought it would be appropriate to write an article for the Neopian Times all about the "evil" wishes we might have, wishes that we hope will come true despite their negative nature. | |
| AR | N706 | Only On Neopets! | Inspired, I thought it would be cool to collect a list of Neopian quirks that are unique to the players on this site and no other. Plus, I love having an excuse to talk on the Neoboards. It's my favorite form of entertainment on here! I headed to the Neoboards and asked the players: "What are your quirks on Neopets, quirks that are unique to this site?" I got many interesting replies! | |
| AR | N707 | A Love Letter To Newbies | Newbies make me smile. I see them as interesting, diverse people whose struggle to learn about the Neopets website is charming and cute! In celebration of Neopets' birthday this November, I thought I'd write an article all about why we love newbies! |
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| AR | N708 | Your Unexpected Successes! | Curious about the ways in which my fellow Neopians became unexpectedly content with all that they've accomplished, I decided to head on over to the Neoboards and ask them, "When did your ambitions finally give way to contentment?" I got many interesting replies! | |
| AR | N709 | Things That We're Lucky Enough To Ignore! | In the Neopets universe, my pets' clothes never get dirty! There is no need for a Neopian Laundromat, for example, to wipe out coffee and ketchup stains. Inspired by this random thought, I thought I'd ask my fellow players, in what ways is the Neopets universe more fun and convenient than real life? What are some things that we're lucky enough to ignore? | |
| AR | N714 | What Newbies Should Know About The GMC | Inspired by the spirit of helpfulness, I thought I'd make a list of things that newbies wouldn't know about the GMC. It's too late for this article to help the current population of players, since the GMC is over by now, but maybe someone in the future will look up this article and be genuinely helped by its contents. That would make me smile! | |
| AR | N715 | Mysteries Of Neopia! | I'm puzzled by many aspects of the Neopets site, and decided to make a list one day of all the mysteries within the land of Neopia. To do this, I canvassed the Neoboards for the opinions of my fellow players. I got many interesting replies! | |
| AR | N716 | Things That We're Lucky Enough To Ignore! (Part 2) | My earlier article all about the things we're lucky to ignore got a lot of positive feedback, and I thought it would be fun to write a second article all about the other things we're lucky enough to ignore! I canvassed the Neoboards for everything mentioned in this article, and I had a lot of fun talking to my fellow players! | |
| AR | N717 | More Of Your Neopets Neuroses! | There's certainly no lack of neuroses around here. Although my first article was chock full of our quirks and idiosyncrasies, it still took me a mere hour to collect a brand new batch of neuroses for this second article! I canvassed the Neoboards, asking my fellow players what their neuroses are. I got many interesting replies! | |
| AR | N718 | Avatars That Will Never, Ever Happen! | I was cracking jokes on the Neoboards one day, talking about new avatars that would be absolutely ridiculous and completely unlikely. The other players were laughing along with me, proposing random and hilarious new avatars that are so silly that they'll never exist. Inspired by our merriment, I thought I'd write a Neopian Times article all about the avatars that will never, ever happen! | |
| AR | N720 | Only On Neopets! - Part 2 | Neopets is truly the only game site where people sometimes loathe the games, but play them anyway! Sometimes, they're after trophies. Sometimes, they're after avatars. I think it's amusing that the avatar and trophy collectors spend upwards of 100 hours trying to master an exasperating game in order to reach a score that will end up on that game's high score list. Only a Neopian would spend 100 hours on a game that he or she hates! | |
| AR | N721 | The Funny Habits Of Avatar Collectors! | Avatar collectors are a completely unique breed of player, willing to spend 100+ hours on mastering a game just for the avatar score. I don't think any other kind of player on this site is quite so crazy! Why are avatar collectors so zany, obsessed and strange? So here are the top 10 strangest habits of avatar collectors! I think they're quirky, bizarre, and absolutely charming, and I hope you do too! | |
| AR | N722 | A Dearth Of Dung? | Here is a list of all the dung wearables that the players are hoping for in the future. The quirk about this list is, these items already exist, albeit not in wearable form! Will you turn these items into wearables, dear TNT? Let's cross our fingers that they someday will!< | |
| AR | N724 | Not What TNT Intended! | After musing over these aspects of the site, I wondered, what else about this site has happened that TNT didn't intend at all? I decided to rush over to the Neoboards and ask my fellow Neopians. I got many interesting replies! | |
| AR | N728 | Why Did You Downsize? - Part 2 | A popular article of mine was called "Why Did You Downsize?," and it received a lot of fan mail. The idea of downsizing struck a chord with many of my fellow players, and they admitted that after reading my article, they were inspired to downsize their own accounts. | |
| AR | N729 | Does Neopets Stay With You Throughout The Day? | Inspired by my elation, I wondered if other players were affected by Neopets as much as I am. Does a cool accomplishment, like a trophy or avatar, have you floating on cloud nine for weeks? Does a new Neofriend have you taking time out of real life to spend time chatting with her every afternoon? | |
| AR | N730 | All The Beautiful Things We Can't Discard! | I must admit, my Safety Deposit Box is brimming with unique, rare items that were released once and never again. I will never use them, but they're so lovely and magical that I keep them safe in my SDB, to gaze upon and sigh over! | |
| AR | N732 | Trophies That We Actually Regret! | Inspired by the ironic notion of actually REGRETTING one's trophies, I thought I'd write this article! Most Neopians are eager to accrue as many trophies as possible. Yet there are also those motley players who actually REGRET the trophies they own! | |
| AR | N733 | What Kind Of Pet Trader Are You? | That said, I thought I'd write a quiz all about pet traders! What kind of pet trader are YOU? Complete the following quiz, and find out! | |
| AR | N734 | The Funniest Themed Accounts Ever! | I have to admit, I've always harbored an obsession with creating a humorous, themed account! I think it would be hilarious to have 3 Chias paired with a Lupe, for instance. Inspired by the idea of making really weird, really funny accounts, I thought I'd write this article! In it, I've listed some of the funniest ways to create and dress up our pets, and given the range of silly and comical wearables that exist on here, it was really easy to write. | |
| AR | N738 | All The Items We're Dreaming For! | Inspired by this idea, I thought it would be interesting to canvass the Neoboards and ask the people there what items THEY would like to own. What items are clearly desired, but also nonexistent and overdue? I got many interesting replies! | |
| AR | N739 | Holiday Proposals That Celebrate Our Food Pets! | I've often wished for holidays that would celebrate our food pets! Over the years, I've made a list of fun holiday proposals that would pay tribute to our edible pets, and would make us smile. Chocolate Day already exists. What about the other food colors? | |
| AR | N740 | Totally Irrational Things That We Do! | Why do we sometimes do things that are totally irrational on this site? To gather information, I canvassed the Neoboards for the opinions of my fellow players. They posted some very interesting habits of theirs, habits that are totally irrational, yet totally universal as well! | |
| AR | N741 | Gross Foods That Aren't Gross At All! | I don't think many of the Gross Foods look gross at all! Some items seem so normal and commonplace that I'm left scratching my head, wondering what exactly is so gross about them. I would gladly plunk down a few dollars to buy them in real life, and take a few thoughtful bites just to see what they taste like. I'm probably not the only curious player, either! | |
| AR | N742 | Does Neopets Attract A Certain Type Of Player? | No matter who I chat with on the Neoboards, I'm always struck by their excellent qualities. It seems that everyone on this site is absolutely bonkers over their stunning virtual pets, and no one is bored or apathetic about them. I began to realize that the Neopets website attracts a certain kind of player, one that has enthusiasm, imagination, and positivity. | |
| AR | N743 | Reasons To Downsize Your Pets! | I realized that my hope for future pets was being hampered by the fact that I already had 20 pets. I decided to give away 3 pets to random people on the Pound Neoboard, and reserved my 3 Royals for my closest Neofriends. That means I only own 14 pets right now, and I'm truly relieved! | |
| AR | N744 | All The Backgrounds We're Looking Forward To! | Inspired by the thought of having new Backgrounds someday, I thought I'd write this article! It lists all of the Backgrounds I've been longing for since 2007, when customization became a reality. Maybe the TNT artists will read this article and agree to create some of these suggestions. | |
| AR | N745 | So Neurotic, You're Willing To Lose Money! | I've written about Neopets neuroses in the past, but never about something as odd as losing money! My past articles were full of positivity and enthusiasm. I thought that this time, it would be interesting to write about neuroses that we have that are rather negative, yet we continue to harbor them. | |
| AR | N746 | The Last Of Your Neo Neuroses! | 've written 2 articles in the past all about our Neopets neuroses, and I think it's about time I wrote a third! To do this, I went to the Neoboards and asked the players there, What are your weird neuroses, things that are unique to this site? | |
| AR | N747 | Things That Are Magic To Our Ears! | I thought that a fun idea for a Neopian Times article would be all the times that we jump up and down with joy every time a player does something heroic, generous or kind. What are the ways in which our fellow players fill us with gratefulness and excitement? | |
| AR | N748 | How Do YOU Organize Your Pets? | Wanting to come up with some creative ways of showing off my pets, I asked the Neoboards how THEY organize the pets on their accounts. Which pets go on which accounts, and why? And how long did it take them to get every pet placed juuust right? I got many interesting replies! | |
| AR | N749 | Before You Create A Pet… | So, inspired by the spirit of helpfulness, I thought I'd write this article! I hope it teaches my fellow players the proper way to create pets. I want all of their accounts to be safe and secure from TNT's wrath, as well as immune from other problems! | |
| AR | N750 | 75 Reasons To Give Away Your Pets! | That said, I thought it would be cute and inventive to write an article about the best aspect of the site -- the pets! Specifically, the reasons why it's better to give them away than to keep them. Many people on the site are obsessed with hoarding as many pets as possible. Yet I think it's a better idea to adopt them out! | |
| AR | N751 | More Backgrounds We're Looking Forward To! | My original article listed proposals that came straight out of my head. I thought that this time around, I'd canvass the Neoboards for the opinions of my fellow players! What Backgrounds would YOU love to own someday, that don't yet exist? These were the top 20 suggestions! | |
| AR | N753 | The Coolest Logs On Neo! | I thought it would be fun to compile a list of the coolest logs that exist on the Neopets site! I've often wanted to collect a list for my own merriment. However, why not submit the list to the Neopian Times and show my fellow players how to entertain themselves with the logs as well? | |
| AR | N755 | The Spookiest Aspects Of Neopets! | 'Tis the season of tricks and treats, and I hope your Halloween celebrations are going well! *munches candy corn* That said, in honor of the holiday, I thought I'd write an article all about the spookiest aspects of Neopets! To compile this list, I scoured the Neoboards for the opinions of my fellow players. | |
| AR | N756 | Good Things That Are Paradoxically Sad! | Inspired by the idea of being saddened by things that ought to be happy, I thought I'd write this article! My usual articles are brimming with cheer and merriment. I thought it might be interesting to write one that was bittersweet instead!< | |
| AR | N757 | The Accomplishments You'll Never Get Credit For! | Inspired by the idea of having accomplishments that we will never get credit for, I decided to wander over to the Neoboards and ask my fellow players what THEIR projects are, and why they decided to blaze on with them even if they'll never get avatars or trophies for completing them. What are their goals that are purely personal? | |
| AR | N759 | Confessions That Aren't Really Confessions! | Inspired by the idea of uttering confessions that aren't true confessions, I thought I'd write this article! In it, I list all of the things that make us despondent, even though we're not really responsible for them. I hope you enjoy reading it, and that you feel better that you're not alone in your misery! | |
| AR | N766 | How To Turn Your Motley Pets Into Families! | For those of us who own 20 pets, in all different colors and species, what are some ways of making our pets look like they're in cohesive families? I decided to ask the Neoboards for their own tips and tricks, and it was really fun to chat with my fellow players!So here are our biggest tips for turning our motley pets into actual families! I hope you enjoy reading them, because it was really fun to gather them! | |
| AR | N768 | Our Most Inventive Habits! | I have to admit, the cleverness of my fellow players never ceases to amaze me! Inspired by the idea of inventiveness, I list the top 10 ways in which Neopets players have adapted the site to suit their selves. | |
| AR | N815 | Random Events That Are Subtly Horrific... | "Ohhh, how cute. It seems one of your Petpets has got a Petpetpet in it's mouth. Wait a minute, that's just a leg!" | |
| SS | N901 | The Mysterious Venuquin | They said it wouldn't last. In a way, they were right. But the love between Venuquin and Halcyon would be legendary for centuries... | |
| AR | N962 | How Long Before…? | "...how long before we have an avatar for having all 6 red Codestones in our inventories? And how long before the Neopian calendar is updated with new holidays? I hope this article makes you think!" | |
| AR | N963 | Some Wacky Ways To Improve The Altador Cup! | "The Altador Cup is in full swing as I’m writing this article, and the players are grinding away at the games! We’re playing Yooyuball, slinging slushies, making tons of noise, and shooting Yooyus past Jelly Chia goalies!" | |
| AR | N964 | Brute Force Spawning On The Neopets Site! | "I was absolutely thrilled when TNT updated the Meridell Rubbish Dump! It first opened on July 14, 2003, but it wasn’t until recently that people could obtain the 'That’s Not Rubbish' avatar by snagging certain items." | |
| Industrial | CO | N437 | Hotel Woes | Best find them some real food quick. Written by wiccan_wolf |
| CO | N453 | Brain Tree Needs a Calendar | Sounds dangerous. Written by lancey_smiley |
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| CO | N670 | Desperate Times at the Kadoatery | The kadoaties find new ways to get fed. | |
| CO | N678 | Don't Feed Hungry! | Knowing is half the battle. Written by praline01 |
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| CO | N681 | Why There Can Only Be a Super Attack Pea! #2 | Super Attack Carrot Written by praline01 |
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| CO | N688 | Why There Can Only Be a Super Attack Pea! #3 | Written by: praline01 Drawn by: industrial |
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| CO | N693 | Why There Can Only Be a Super Attack Pea! #4 | There can only be one. Written by praline01 Drawn by industrial |
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| CO | N701 | Why There Can Only Be a Super Attack Pea! #5 | It doesn't quite have the same effect... Also by praline01 |
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| Industrikitty | AR | N147 | Stop Begging.... is it Need or Greed? | It seems that even the streets of Neopia are not safe from those who like to profit from other's work... |
| Infantdaydream | AR | N589 | Planning the Perfect Birthday | Owners are in charge of making at least one day a year absolutely SPECTACULAR. Yes, I do mean birthdays. |
| CO | N591 | Genius Knows Best: Surprise Gifting | Unfortunately, owners don't appear to be trainable. | |
| Infernal_insanity | AR | N072 | Problems in the Igloo? | I'm sure you've all heard of Mika and Carassa, the Chias who live in an Igloo on Terror Mountain, right? |
| Infernal_kitty | AR | N204 | The Pants Dance | A unique, step-by-step guide on how to effectively taunt the Pant Devil. |
| Infernodragon02 | AR | N283 | Foods for the Pampered Pet | This is a recommendation of the best Neopian foods packed into one meal. |
| Infiniteloops | CO | N914 | I No Longer Feel Safe on Mystery Island | Um, excuse me? |
| Inflammatory | CO | N401 | Mr. Uni Goes to Roo Island | Whee? |
| Inge_123 | SS | N365 | The Secret Book of Chef Bonju | "Don't be silly," laughed Nuna, striding over to the desk. "You could probably write a book as good as mine." Also by seegensays |
| Ingina3 | AR | N457 | Observations: Hannah and the Purple Tights | It's the "embarrassing fashion sense". I mean, usually this isn't a problem. But when it's being broadcast as a disaster to users Neopia-wide, you do get resentful. |
| AR | N492 | Ultimate Excitement: An Interview | "Would you be interested for a spin on the Wheel of Excitement? Only 500 NP a go!" | |
| AR | N494 | Donations and Poverty: Why? | "Donations are honest, noble and selfless!" Right? | |
| Ingvee007 | SS | N032 | The Great Omelette Struggle | ...The residents of the plateau had been going through a slight food shortage, they were quick to sign up for the Omelette Defence Force (ODF). |
| Inhailation | CO | N083 | Neo Tales | Why do Krawks have the wooden spoon award? |
| CO | N086 | Neo Tales | I can see you... | |
| Initiation_day | AR | N424 | Tips for Making the New Year Great! | Out with the OLD and in with the NEW! |
| Iniuria | AR | F53 | The Truth About the Neopian Pound | |
| AR | N482 | A Solution to the Problem of Key Quest Quitters | You have the power to choose not to get upset. | |
| AR | N487 | Top Ten Wearables for Unconverted Pets | In the beginning, many users referred to unconverted pets as "uncustomizable." As it turned out, that is not the case. |
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| Inkdeer | CO | N784 | That's The Saddest Thing I've Ever Heard | Oh boy. |
| Inkdroplets | SR | N110 | Toshiba's Quest: Part One | According to Toshiba's dream… the elders were wrong, and Azrel was still living-in the horrid place of the mutant Grundos... |
| SR | N111 | Toshiba's Quest: Part Two | "But what about the other poor Neopets… what do they do here? I want to help them as well…" | |
| SR | N112 | Toshiba's Quest: Part Three | A full-grown Kougra stood in a cage too small for her. Toshiba thought she would have been very pretty, but the poor soul was thin as a rail... | |
| Inkeh_chakra | SS | N351 | The Ring | She didn't want to lose her chances of learning Martha's trade, after all. There weren't many jewelers left in Neopia... |
| Inkheart971 | AR | N302 | Inky's Guide To: The Top 10 Worst Birthday Presents! | In order to ensure that your friend is happy during his/her birthday, please consider the following suggestions and do NOT get these gifts for them! |
| Inkquatic | CO | N473 | Shiny P3s | Beware of the shiny nesters! |
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