| Type: | Issue: | Title (click on title to read piece) | Description: |
| AR |
N056 |
Petpets: Useless Cling-ons or Vital Necessities? |
I figure if a Tyrannian Doglefox can't do it, you can forget about a fluffy little Meekins doing it. |
| AR |
N061 |
Random Events: The Hot Chili Peppers on the Tongue of Life |
Something has happened! |
| AR |
N062 |
Everything You Wanted to Know About Cliffhanger But Couldn't Figure Out Without the Letter "A" |
Every Neopet should have a job and a corndog. |
| AR |
N063 |
The Quest for a Brain Tree Quest |
Halloween is right around the corner. *Peeks around corner to be sure* Yup, there it is all right. |
| AR |
N064 |
Hubrid Nox: New Evil Overlord of Neopia? |
Everyone keeps talking about the war that is coming to Neopia and the return of Dr. Sloth... |
| SS |
N064 |
Never Spend Halloween With a Lupe |
"Excuse me," I said, tapping a Strawberry Jubjub on his Helmet of Doom. "Everyone here is waiting for love potions, right?" |
| AR |
N065 |
Neopia's Most Terrifying Neopet |
I can PROVE that the Chia is the most sinister of all Neopets. |
| AR |
N066 |
Random Events: Hot Chili Peppers or Cool Cucumbers? |
Random events in Neopia just got a whole lot more... ummm... interesting. |
| CO |
N066 |
Really Confused |
Floppy tongue. |
| CO |
N067 |
Really Confused |
Blind man's bluff. |
| AR |
N068 |
WAR! Meridell VS... Who Cares? |
Now all of us blue-faced Neopians can let our air out and start breathing again. |
| AR |
N069 |
In Praise of Glorious Dung |
Dung! What would Neopia be without it? I swear I love the stuff! |
| CO |
N070 |
Really Confused |
Here goes nothing... |
| AR |
N070 |
The Official Terror Mountain Tour |
Freebies are great. I'm all for freebies. But there is a lot more to Terror Mountain than hauling off a free Deluxe Candycane or a Squeaky Rubber Bruce Toy. |
| CO |
N071 |
Really Confused |
"About Christmas Wrapping" |
| AR |
N071 |
Uv Corse We Can Speel! |
I mean R we hurting ne1 riting like this? |
| AR |
N071 |
Your Guide on How to Be Heroic |
Do you have a really cool name like, ummm... I dunno... let's pick something out of a hat... |
| CO |
N072 |
Really Confused |
"About Paint Brushes" |
| AR |
N072 |
Waaah! Why is Neopia Closed? |
I would go to grab some free omelette and wind up face to face with a sign that read, "The Omelette is gone!" |
| AR |
N073 |
An Amateur Psychic's Guide to the Future of Neopia |
It's also possible that Maraqua, that forgotten yet ever present whirlpool on the Neopian Map, will resurface. |
| AR |
N073 |
Darigan Has Been Framed! |
Meridell is a mess. The Turmaculus is missing. Cheese Roller has been ransacked. |
| CO |
N073 |
Really Confused |
"About Snow" |
| AR |
N074 |
Much to Do About Nothing |
If you are someone who has lots of time of your hands and are bored out of your skull, you may find yourself wandering aimlessly around Neopia... |
| CO |
N074 |
Really Confused |
"About Meaty Lupe Treats" |
| AR |
N075 |
How to Become a Superstar on the Role Playing Chat Board |
I am an expert on role-playing, or RP as it is known in RP circles. |
| SR |
N075 |
Never Get a Paint Brush For a Lupe: Part One |
"I'm blue," he hissed through clenched teeth. |
| CO |
N075 |
Really Confused |
"About Kites" |
| AR |
N076 |
A Neopinglish Dictionary |
Here is a dictionary of Neopinglish to help you understand what everyone is SAYING, even if what they are DOING still makes no sense whatsoever. |
| SR |
N076 |
Never Get a Paint Brush For a Lupe: Part Two |
He was gone before the dust he kicked up had settled. I felt really stupid standing there without a pet, but luckily for me the feeling wasn't a new one. |
| CO |
N076 |
Really Confused |
You are getting sleepy... |
| SR |
N077 |
Never Get a Paint Brush For a Lupe: Part Three |
The inn looked pretty plain from the outside, but I have to confess it was splendidly salty on the inside. |
| CO |
N077 |
Really Confused |
"About Dinner" |
| SR |
N078 |
Never Get a Paint Brush For a Lupe: Part Four |
I turned and looked at him. He had an dynamically sullen expression on his face. I was aware that the sinking feeling I had in my stomach. |
| CO |
N078 |
Really Confused |
About Secret Valentines... |
| AR |
N079 |
It's a Gelert Eat Gelert World Out There |
Neopets are eating other Neopets? Is such a thing possible? |
| AR |
N079 |
It's So Evil Being Green |
How did green get such a bad rap, color-wise? Personally I think we get subliminal messages against the color green all the time. |
| CO |
N079 |
Really Confused |
"About Coltzan's Shrine" |
| CO |
N080 |
Really Confused |
About Fire Faerie quests |
| AR |
N081 |
Don't Be Green With Envy! |
Green is such a wonderful color! Why would anyone think that green is evil? |
| AR |
N081 |
Gambling on Success: Part One
The Pure Luck Way |
The good news is that luck is actually on your side if you play the right games and know when to quit... |
| AR |
N082 |
More For Your Neopinglish Dictionary |
For those of you who feel that "A Neopinglish Dictionary" was incomplete... |
| CO |
N082 |
Really Confused |
About Earth Faerie quests |
| AR |
N083 |
Gambling on Success: Part 2 The Make Your Own Luck Way |
So what is the real difference between pure luck games and make your own luck games? It's quite simple. |
| CO |
N083 |
Really Confused |
About Interviews... |
| AR |
N084 |
Gambling on Success: Part 3
The Card Shark Way |
Now it's time to graduate to the brain-fryingly hard games... |
| CO |
N084 |
Getting Past the Snowager |
Persitance until the bitter, sugary end. |
| CO |
N084 |
Really Confused |
"About Making Pies" |
| AR |
N085 |
A Gab With the Gadgadsbogen Grand Bogen, Egad! |
I figured I would just casually walk up to the guests who had been at the Gadgadsbogen Festival and ask a few sly questions... |
| AR |
N085 |
Neopet Trophies We Wish Actually Existed |
There just aren't enough trophies out there for people who are terrible at everything. |
| CO |
N085 |
Really Confused |
"About Krawks" |
| AR |
N086 |
Gambling on Success -- The Casino Way |
The Casino Way |
| CO |
N086 |
Really Confused |
"About Silver Butter Knives" |
| CO |
N087 |
Really Confused |
"About Easter Negg Hunts" |
| AR |
N087 |
Yes, Virtupets, There Is An Easter Cybunny! |
Fluffy Neopets, newly painted with a baby paint brush, eagerly await the arrival of the Easter Cybunny. But who exactly is the Easter Cybunny? |
| AR |
N088 |
Just Call Me Darigan Sloth |
Personally, I find the fact that Dr. Sloth seems to have been snoozing through an extremely rowdy civil war very suspicious... |
| CO |
N088 |
Really Confused |
"About A Birthday Present" |
| AR |
N089 |
How to Get a Ton of Neomail |
Here are some ways to turn yourself into Neo-celebrity, so you can have people begging for your friendship... and just about everything else you own too. |
| CO |
N089 |
Really Confused |
"About Wet Snowballs" |
| AR |
N090 |
Manual For the Neopets Challenged |
It seems that there are people out there who aren't Newbies but who haven't quite gotten the hang of day-to-day living in Neopia. This guide is for them and may the Faerie Queen help us all. |
| CO |
N090 |
Really Confused |
"About Darigan's Orb" |
| AR |
N091 |
Krawk: Neopia's STILL Most Wanted Neopet |
I don't know about you, but when I first joined Neopets and zipped over to "Create A Pet" for the first time, I knew immediately which pet I wanted. |
| AR |
N091 |
Pathetic Pets Made Easy |
It's not easy to keep a pet's stats horribly bad, and it's certainly not easy to make them even worse than when you got it. |
| CO |
N091 |
Really Confused |
"About Computers" |
| AR |
N092 |
Even MORE For Your Neopinglish Dictionary |
I have come back to haunt you with another instalment of the Neopinglish Dictionary with even more Neopinglish definitions, whether you like it or not. |
| AR |
N092 |
Limited Too: A Guy's Survival Manual |
I like the IDEA of being able to buy Neopets stuff but the LOCATION of that stuff makes me very nervous. |
| CO |
N092 |
Really Confused |
"About A House Guest" |
| AR |
N093 |
Job Opportunities For Lord Darigan |
"For hire: one deranged, deposed despot, will work for food or orbs." |
| CO |
N093 |
Really Confused |
About Krawk's Hook |
| AR |
N094 |
Is There Neolife Out There? |
"I was just wondering, what is on the other side of Neopia? On the Explore map it only shows half of the planet." |
| CO |
N094 |
Really Confused |
"About Good Luck Charms" |
| AR |
N095 |
Infamous Neopians: A Necessary Evil |
Gallery of Evil Awards Banquet... |
| CO |
N095 |
Really Confused |
"About Baby Pictures" |
| AR |
N096 |
Petpet Fever: Have You Been Bitten By the Mootix Bug? |
There have been some really cool developments in the area of Neopet companions over the past few months. In fact, there have been some downright Neopia-shaking events... |
| CO |
N096 |
Really Confused |
"About Petpets" |
| AR |
N097 |
Hold Your Breath, Because We Are About To Swan Dive Into the Maraqua Mystery |
I was really curious about this microscopic blob in the bottom of the ocean. It seemed like such a small thing to cause such a riot of speculation throughout all of Neopia. |
| CO |
N097 |
Really Confused |
"About School" |
| AR |
N098 |
Hold Your Breath, Because We Are About To Swan Dive Into the Maraqua Mystery: Part Two |
This week I'm going to talk about the other side of this calamity and who did the actual destroying in the destruction of Maraqua. |
| CO |
N098 |
Really Confused |
"About Outdoor Games" |
| AR |
N099 |
Hold Your Breath, Because We Are About To Swan Dive Into the Maraqua Mystery: Part Three |
With the stripey amulet in hand, Mysti called forth its dark magic. The look of disgust and surprise on the face of the statue is pretty much a clue... |
| CO |
N099 |
Really Confused |
"About Lamps" |
| AR |
N100 |
100 Questions For the Neopian Times Editorial |
If I paint my Kacheek red, but then paint him blue, will he turn purple? |
| CO |
N100 |
Sheep of Doom Crossover |
"A Bird Feeder" |
| CO |
N101 |
Really Confused |
"About a Complete Makeover" |
| AR |
N101 |
The Great Beauty Contest Pic Heist |
I am talking about real-live-actually-disappearing off-the-face-of-Neopia art theft! |
| AR |
N102 |
Generating A Cool Adventure: How To Make a Hero |
What makes each story unique is HOW your characters react to the trouble they are in and how they react to each other. |
| CO |
N102 |
Really Confused |
"About Telephone Calls" |
| SS |
N103 |
Never Confess Anything To a Lupe |
That day, as I approached the Igloo Garage, I spotted an enormous blue Lupe sitting just outside the entrance. |
| AR |
N104 |
Generating A Cool Adventure: How To Make Supporting Characters |
In order for a story to be good the main character has to have someone to talk to besides himself. |
| CO |
N104 |
Really Confused |
"About My First Book of Lupes" |
| CO |
N105 |
Really Confused |
"About Archery Practice" |
| AR |
N105 |
Way Too Much For Your Neopinglish Dictionary |
Better Than You: Anyone who managed to get a trophy for solving the Gadgadsbogen puzzle. |
| AR |
N106 |
How To Be a Master of Disaster: Weather You like It or Not |
So what's so scary about nice weather? Nothing. Nothing is scary about nice weather. But the point is, even in Neopia, good things don't last forever... |
| CO |
N106 |
Really Confused |
"About Licking Stamps" |
| AR |
N107 |
How To Be a Master of Disaster: Doing What Comes Unnaturally |
There are other nasty things that could happen that the Neopian insurance company wouldn't pay you for if they happened... |
| CO |
N107 |
Really Confused |
"About Tree Weeds" |
| AR |
N108 |
Neoschool Back To School Night |
Here in Neopia, and definitely for the first time in the universe, school is something everyone is waiting for with breathless anticipation... |
| CO |
N108 |
Really Confused |
"About Neoschool" |
| SR |
N109 |
Never Play Meerca Chase With a Lupe: Part One |
"Grrr! This game is boring! Why don't you play Meerca Chase instead?" |
| CO |
N109 |
Really Confused |
"About Fishing" |
| AR |
N109 |
The Beginner's Guide To Cleaning Pyramids |
After I got the gold trophy, I didn't quit playing it like I did with the other card games. I kept on playing. I was addicted to it by then. I just loved playing it no matter what. |
| SR |
N110 |
Never Play Meerca Chase With a Lupe: Part Two |
My eyes darted back to the Meerca lying on the ground. He sat up groggily and grinned weakly at the crowd... |
| CO |
N110 |
Really Confused |
"About the Vacumatic 9000" |
| AR |
N111 |
Neopian Holidays That Should Be |
Neopian holidays in general just seem to sneak up on you when you least expect it. And I think I have figured out why... |
| SR |
N111 |
Never Play Meerca Chase With a Lupe: Part Three |
"Sir," the Kacheek said in a loud, firm tone, "I must insist that you leave the arena at once! You are not authorized to be here!" |
| CO |
N111 |
Really Confused |
"About Why Petpets Aren't In This Comic" |
| SR |
N112 |
Never Play Meerca Chase With a Lupe: Part Four |
"Arrr, but I think what we want to know, fuzzy-headed one, is why are ye following us?" |
| AR |
N112 |
They Don't Call It Mystery Island For Nothing |
I am not the type of person who accepts not getting my daily booby prize lying down. I had to find out WHY I could no longer not get my daily no prize. |
| AR |
N113 |
Color Me Neopian |
There is nothing more frustrating than having a soul spilling over with classic paintings and have fingers spilling over with stick figures. |
| SR |
N113 |
Never Play Meerca Chase With a Lupe: Part Five |
"You shouldn't be out after dark. I mean, a little guy like you really shouldn't be out all alone. You could get into trouble." |
| CO |
N113 |
Really Confused |
"About the Meridell Rubbish Dump" |
| AR |
N114 |
How To Build Your Own Neopian Appliances |
The most annoying thing about the average Neopian NeoHome, besides the fact that my end tables like to randomly sit on TOP of my lamps, is the fact there is a general lack of modern conveniences... |
| SR |
N114 |
Never Play Meerca Chase With a Lupe: Part Six |
"Don't play games with me human!" |
| CO |
N114 |
Really Confused |
"About Halloween Pets" |
| SR |
N115 |
Never Play Meerca Chase With a Lupe: Part Seven |
"This isn't funny guys," I said, nervously squirming in the hard, uncushioned chair. |
| CO |
N115 |
Really Confused |
"About Halloween Costumes" |
| AR |
N116 |
How To Exorcise Your Neopian Times Rejection Demon: Part One |
I want to get published in the Neopian Times because... |
| SR |
N116 |
Never Play Meerca Chase With a Lupe: Part Eight |
His toes were curled under and he was humming happily as he ate. He was totally oblivious to everything that was happening. |
| CO |
N116 |
Really Confused |
"About Running Away From Home" |
| SR |
N117 |
Never Play Meerca Chase With a Lupe: Part Nine |
"WHY is there an angry mob on my front lawn?" |
| CO |
N117 |
Really Confused |
"About Petpetpets" |
| AR |
N117 |
Son of Your Neopinglish Dictionary |
Item Box: A place where you can keep your 100 Dubloon coins so that the Pant Devil can find them more easily. |
| SR |
N118 |
Never Play Meerca Chase With a Lupe: Part Eight |
When he flashed them a toothy grin, several of them actually screamed and fainted. It was awe inspiring and nauseating at the same time. |
| CO |
N118 |
Really Confused |
"About Why I'm Not In This Comic" |
| SR |
N119 |
Friendship and Fudge: Part Four |
"B-b-but... that's not FAIR!" she sputtered. "Meran can't fight the Snowager!" |
| AR |
N119 |
How To Exorcise Your Neopian Times Rejection Demon: Part Two |
EEEEEK! You have been bitten on the neck by the Neopian Times Rejection Demon! And trust me on this one, it's NOT a random event. |
| SR |
N119 |
Never Play Meerca Chase With a Lupe: Part Eleven |
"Hello? Is there really nobody here, or are you testing me to see if I'm really not home?" I called out. |
| CO |
N119 |
Really Confused |
"About Knitting" |
| AR |
N120 |
How To Exorcise Your Neopian Times Rejection Demon: Part Three |
In this installment we will talk about how to purge those specific demons that are unique to each type of Neopian Times submission. |
| SR |
N120 |
Never Play Meerca Chase With a Lupe: Part Twelve |
"All they want to talk about is Meerca Chase. But I don't wanna talk about Meerca Chase anymore... and they don't know anything else." |
| CO |
N121 |
Christmas Really Confused |
"About Santa Kaus" |
| CO |
N121 |
Giving & Co. |
"Christmas Comic Swap" |
| SR |
N121 |
Never Play Meerca Chase With a Lupe: Part Thrirteen |
"No," my Lupe countered. "I will do what is right for the honor of THIS Lupe!" |
| AR |
N122 |
How To Exorcise Your Neopian Times Rejection Demon: Part Four |
You're starting to get discouraged. That rejection demon just won't go away. Luckily, Dr. Stoneman is here with the final cure for what ails you. |
| CO |
N122 |
Really Confused |
"About Redecorating" |
| AR |
N123 |
An Amateur Psychic's Guide to Year 6 |
I'm going to recap this year so we can all see how really off the mark I was on some things. Then I'm going to make some fresh predictions. |
| AR |
N124 |
How To Put Your Neohome on the Spot |
No one wants a spotless Neohome. Almost everyone wants their Neohome spotted... in the Neohome Spotlight, that is. |
| CO |
N124 |
Really Confused |
"About A Pest" |
| CO |
N125 |
Really Confused |
"About A Moach Problem" |
| AR |
N126 |
All Snowballs Are Evil Snowballs |
No matter how long I play Neopets, there's always something that pops up that surprises me. Now it's my turn to surprise you with something that surprised me. |
| CO |
N126 |
Really Confused |
"About Plushie Petpets" |
| CO |
N127 |
Really Confused |
"About Advice From a Lupe" |
| CO |
N128 |
Really Confused |
"About A Muddy Plushie Polarchuck" |
| CO |
N129 |
Really Confused |
"About A Jhudora T-Shirt" |
| AR |
N130 |
Lifestyles of the Affluent and Illustrious: Mrs. Prenderghast |
The words "cranky", "haunted", and "cobwebs" just seemed to pop out at me. I decided to bring along Miss Fyres to help me out. |
| CO |
N130 |
Really Confused |
"About A Haircut" |
| CO |
N132 |
Really Confused |
"About A Pirate Map" |
| CO |
N133 |
Really Confused |
"About The Meridell War" |
| CO |
N134 |
Really Confused |
"About General Kass" |
| CO |
N135 |
Really Confused |
"About A Rescue" |
| CO |
N136 |
Really Confused |
"About The Three" |
| CO |
N137 |
Really Confused |
"About Make-up" |
| CO |
N138 |
Really Confused |
"About Giant Spyders" |
| CO |
N139 |
Really Confused |
"About Falling Off the Citadel" |
| CO |
N140 |
Really Confused |
"About Coming Home" |
| CO |
N141 |
Really Confused |
"About A Quiet Boat Ride Home" |
| CO |
N142 |
Really Confused |
"About A Pirate Captain" |
| CO |
N143 |
Really Confused |
"About A Tyrannian Doglefox" |
| CO |
N144 |
Really Confused |
"About A Tyrannian Paint Brush" |
| CO |
N145 |
Really Confused |
"About Naming Weapons" |
| AR |
N146 |
Mr. Cheapo's Guide To Neopian Dining |
I have turned into Mr. Cheapo. I can't even bear to part with even a couple of Neopoints to feed my pets. |
| CO |
N146 |
Really Confused |
"About A Prickly Situation" |
| CO |
N147 |
Getting Past The Snowager |
Chia Flour? I think I'm in love. |
| CO |
N147 |
Really Confused |
"About A Scruffy Haircut" |
| CO |
N148 |
Getting Past The Snowager |
How do you get past the Snowager?... |
| CO |
N148 |
Really Confused |
"About Lucky Green Boots" |
| AR |
N149 |
25 Easy Ways To Conquer Neopia |
Maybe it's just me, but I get tired of seeing the same old guys trying to take over Neopia all the time... |
| CO |
N149 |
Getting Past The Snowager |
Ah ha! I've got it! |
| CO |
N149 |
Really Confused |
"About Being Bugged" |
| CO |
N150 |
Room For Two |
There's room for more than one, but less than three... ooh, two! |
| AR |
N150 |
The Anniversary Edition Neopinglish Dictionary |
Battle Quill: A cool Neopian item that you can use to combat the dark, evil, sinister forces of writer's block. |
| AR |
N151 |
Faeries That You Will Never See |
"Queen Fyora said she couldn't tell us about the secret faeries nobody knows about for security reasons, but she gave me a list of faeries who applied for certain jobs around Neopia and were turned down." |
| CO |
N151 |
Really Confused |
"About Ad Space" |
| AR |
N152 |
Looks ARE Everything |
Sarcastic, smart, strong, super sleuth strawberry... you still wanna read this article? |
| CO |
N152 |
Really Confused |
"About Invading Neopia" |
| AR |
N153 |
Looks ARE Everything: Part Two |
Some change into bold, intimidating, battledome-ready Neopets. Others need to BE changed. Ummm, their diapers, that is. |
| CO |
N153 |
Really Confused |
"About A NeoBoard Friend" |
| AR |
N154 |
Looks ARE Everything: Part Two |
These paint brushes don't simply color your pet. They change them into something that often looks radically different from whatever species it originally was... |
| CO |
N154 |
Really Confused |
"About A NeoBoard Friend" |
| AR |
N155 |
Everything I Ever Needed To Know I Accidentally Learned On Neopets |
Since in order to SAVE Neopoints, one has to MAKE Neopoints, I learned how to do that too. |
| AR |
N155 |
Mumbo Jumbo Cooking Pot Recipes |
You should know by now that my scrambled mind does not function in the same sane ordinary way that everyone else's does. |
| CO |
N155 |
Really Confused |
"About A Wolfish Grin" |
| CO |
N156 |
Really Confused |
"About Mutant Day" |
| AR |
N157 |
How To Love the Neopet You Hate |
The temptation to abandon that Neopet and learn from your mistake is very strong. I fell into that trap myself. |
| CO |
N158 |
Really Confused |
"About A Buccaneer" |