Type: | Issue: | Title (click on title to read piece) | Description: |
SS |
N015 |
The Perfect PetPet |
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SR |
N024 |
The Lost NeoPet: Part One |
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SR |
N025 |
The Lost NeoPet: Part Two |
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SR |
N026 |
The Lost NeoPet: Part Three |
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SS |
N030 |
Legend of the Tombola |
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SR |
N032 |
Battle for Neopia: The Chia-Lupe Debate - Part One |
"They always end with Chias claiming we ate some of them." |
SR |
N033 |
Battle for Neopia: The Chia-Lupe Debate - Part Two |
"The wild Lupes. We save Lupes like you from Chias--" |
SR |
N034 |
Battle for Neopia: The Chia-Lupe Debate - Part Three |
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SR |
N035 |
Battle for Neopia: The Chia-Lupe Debate - Part Four |
Lassie had decided that in a war between Chias and Lupes, with the Chias against her, the Lupes were a good thing to have on their side. |
SR |
N036 |
Battle for Neopia: The Chia-Lupe Debate - Part Five |
'For once, my life depends on a Chia,' Philosophy muttered. |
AR |
N045 |
The Ten Best Ways to Spend 20,000 NP |
Now, how are you going to spend your hard-earned Neopoints? |
AR |
N049 |
Got Stuff? Sell It! |
More and more these days, I notice shops that aren't adequately stocked. |
AR |
N052 |
Neomail Etiquette |
First, be sure to read the person's entire article, comic, short story, or chapter of their continued series before you ask any questions or give criticism... |
AR |
N055 |
Tips For a Neopian Back-to-School |
As a survivor of last year's back-to-school while on Neopets, I feel I'm qualified to give you some pointers. |
AR |
N056 |
Neomail Etiquette: Part II |
All right, so after reading Neomail Etiquette, now you know how to send and reply to feedback mail... right? |
AR |
N057 |
Got Stuff? Sell it! Part II |
All right, so you have a shop, and you know what items to put in it, but you want something more, right? |
SS |
N057 |
Just Another Week in Neopia |
"Did you hear about Mika and Carassa being missing?" |
SS |
N059 |
SOS: Save Our Sloth |
"Excuse me, Miss," said a large, fearsome-looking Mutant Grundo. "Would you be interested in buying a vacuum cleaner?" |
AR |
N061 |
Conspiracy's Conspiracies |
There are hundreds of unsolved mysteries and conspiracies in Neopia--that much we do know. |
SR |
N062 |
Quest of the Common Petpets: Part One |
"Mr. Spyder! Please don't eat me, Mr. Spyder!" |
SR |
N063 |
Quest of the Common Petpets: Part Two |
Of course! Quickly, I set to work spinning a little web. I preferred the corners of walls to build on, but here I had no choice. |
SS |
N063 |
Villains' Party Night: Neoween |
The Pant Devil eyed his punch bowl nervously. All Neocola for me, he thought. |
SR |
N064 |
Quest of the Common Petpets: Part Three |
We ran and ran. And ran some more, until the trees thinned and the ground beneath us softened into sand. Sand? |
SR |
N065 |
Quest of the Common Petpets: Part Four |
"We've really got to go now," I said urgently, "before that guy wakes up again." I cocked my head toward the Turmaculus. |
SR |
N066 |
Quest of the Common Petpets: Part Five |
"We're looking for owners, your majesty," Elle said. "Can you help us find some?" |
SR |
N067 |
Quest of the Common Petpets: Part Six |
"Puh, you're not even painted! And you apparently don't have an owner. Go away." With that, she hissed, ran inside the house and slammed the door. |
SS |
N068 |
The Case of the Missing Funny |
"I don't know. Jamez is just weird," Conspicit replied. "I mean, 'I lost the funny'? What's up with that?" |
AR |
N070 |
An Article of Clothing |
"It's horrible," she said between sobs. "No one's buying any clothes. They're all concerned with that stupid war..." |
SS |
N071 |
Draconian Homecoming |
I stumble unconsciously and walk for what seems like miles, and then fall. Everything goes black... |
SS |
N072 |
The Case of the Pant-Santa |
And so it continued, with everyone unwrapping and exchanging presents. We had to wait until after Christmas to celebrate the holiday... |
SR |
N073 |
Dungism: Part One |
"Dungism seems like the best thing since sliced Neowaiian Bread." |
SR |
N074 |
Back in Time: The Lost Desert - Part One |
"Yeah," I sighed. "I want to be a famous writer for the Neopian Times." |
SR |
N074 |
Dungism: Part Two |
Leb388 and Megz had sprinted to Faerieland, and climbed a lot of stairs in the process... |
SR |
N075 |
Back in Time: The Lost Desert - Part Two |
The last second it recorded belonged to 7:13pm, NST. Late--after dark. So where was I? |
SR |
N075 |
Dungism: Part Two |
"I've got an idea." Megz strutted to the nearest Chia paperboy, who was giving out issues of the Neopian Times. "Excuse me!" |
SR |
N076 |
Back in Time: The Lost Desert - Part Three |
We spotted the rainbow that led to Neopia Central and ran in. It caused quite a commotion; we were the first desert Aisha and the first desert Grarrl ever in Neopia. |
SR |
N076 |
Dungism: Part Four |
Leb388 screamed and took out the radish bow she had been hiding in her jacket. She hit Mr. Shankly with a radish, but he only laughed maniacally. |
SR |
N077 |
Back in Time: The Lost Desert - Part Four |
"Listen, Li--I'm headed back to Neopia, and I was wondering. Well, you seem like a Neopian, even though you're dressed like you live here in the Desert. Would you mind coming back to Neopia with us?" |
SR |
N077 |
Dungism: Part Five |
"All faeries, use your magic on the dung!" Fyora commanded. "Leave no Neopian unhit!" |
AR |
N079 |
Neomail Etiquette III |
This article deals almost entirely in the "Neomail" section, accessible from the yellow sidebar on every Neopets page. |
SS |
N079 |
The Case of the Royal Neopian |
It was a cold winter day and I had absolutely nothing to do. So, as is a well-known tactic for pets, I went to complain to my owner... |
SS |
N080 |
The Neorvette |
This Chia was different from all others, for he was Nigel the Chia, and very famous and rich. He had monthly 5,000 NP haircuts, plus new suits and items whenever he so felt the desire. |
AR |
N081 |
The Art of Auctions |
Whether you're buying and selling, I've got some great tips for you to make NP... |
SS |
N081 |
The Case of the Melancholy Villain |
Sloth stood up, grabbed a brush and dustpan, and began to sweep up the glass, sniffling slightly. |
SS |
N084 |
The Case of the Forgotten Birthday |
Of course! It was so simple. My pets were planning a surprise party for me, that's what it was. That was unusual, though. They knew I hated surprises... |
AR |
N087 |
Tips for Entering the Times |
Want some tips on how to write an awesome Neopian Times story or article? |
SS |
N087 |
Villains' Party Night: The Telethon |
"Your Evilness," he said, "we should have a telethon to raise money, and in exchange we will go a full week without terrorizing Neopia..." |
SS |
N089 |
The Case of the Drackonack Petpet |
I wondered what leb388 would say when she saw the Drackonack. "How do you know me? Who are you?" |
AR |
N089 |
The Lesson of Rejection |
If you didn't submit a series, which can take two weeks to be entered into the Times, and your short story, article, or comic was rejected, you may still have hope... |
SS |
N091 |
The Case of the Fanatical Wannabe |
"Hmph, this is a very unexpected rainshower that will probably vanish by midafternoon..." |
AR |
N093 |
Making an Unsuccessful Guild |
Many guilds I see nowadays are totally wrong. They have an original or seldom-used (yet likeable) theme and nearly a hundred or more members. |
SR |
N096 |
The Case of the Negg Vandal: Part One |
The Pant Devil had only discovered this morning that his beloved cart had been vandalized, and he ran to me for help. |
SR |
N097 |
The Case of the Negg Vandal: Part Two |
"A freelance submitter," she replied, "with emphasis on 'free'. But that's not what I've come to ask about. I also want to speak of the Pant Devil, and to report a vandalism." |
SS |
N098 |
Lucky |
"College?" Lucky queried. She'd never heard of it. "What is it?" |
CO |
N098 |
The Kimeriks |
Some weather changes aren't for the best. |
CO |
N102 |
The Kimeriks |
The evolution of a petpet... |
AR |
N106 |
Moving Up in Your Guild |
Have you been active in a cool guild for the longest time? You probably want to get promoted, maybe to the council... |
CO |
N106 |
The Kimeriks |
"Campfire horror stories" |
CO |
N108 |
The Kimeriks |
Something Sloth should never wear... |
SR |
N117 |
Friendship and Fudge: Part Two |
“But... but I want to see Dr_Death! I love that comic he’s in, I wonder if he’ll give me his autograph-- ” |
CO |
N121 |
The Kimeriks: Holiday Edition |
'Twas the eve of Borovan Day... |
AR |
N127 |
Stock Up! |
What are relatively cheap to buy, have a high resale value, and will work for you no matter what type of Neopian you are, all while you sit back and relax? Stocks. |
SR |
N135 |
Nikola's Jewel: Part One |
They started to head out of Neopia Central. Through the crowd Bluey barely spotted two familiar Neopets scavenging through the Money Tree’s massive pile of junk items. They were his pets. |
SR |
N136 |
Nikola's Jewel: Part Two |
"Oh. Ooh. It's some sort of jewel," he observed. He read the description. "We'd better be careful. We could sell it for a lot, but if it breaks we'd just as well have a pile of sludge." |
SR |
N137 |
Nikola's Jewel: Part Three |
"The search came up with nothing. That item’s not in any shop in Neopia." |
SR |
N138 |
Nikola's Jewel: Part Four |
"Trapped. The jewel is a mystical device--thought it was legend myself until I saw its effect. It was pretty neat to have, as it kept Neopians from stealing my items for a time." |
SR |
N139 |
Nikola's Jewel: Part Five |
"No--you have to smash the jewel. But then you have to get out quickly. Destroying the jewel will destroy the realm." |
SR |
N141 |
Nikola's Jewel: Part Seven |
"Hm. Maybe she’s Nikola. The faerie who owns the jewel, right?" |
SR |
N142 |
Nikola's Jewel: Part Eight |
Bluey, Dragoon, Darkmoon, and Spirit were edgy. They didn’t trust Nikola one bit and thought she was rotten to the core, no matter how comely she was. |
SR |
N143 |
Nikola's Jewel: Part Nine |
"Come on!" Dragoon ordered. "This way! Make sure no one is left behind!" |
SR |
N144 |
Nikola's Jewel: Part Ten |
"Spirit! Darkmoon! Dantus! Aurelia! Bluey’s awake!" |
AR |
N194 |
Techniques for Advanced Stock Investing |
Where else can you set your NP and, with a few smart moves, watch your investment double or triple in value? |