| Type: | Issue: | Title (click on title to read piece) | Description: |
| AR |
N037 |
Appreciating Your Guild Leader and Guild Council |
Who spends hours playing NeoPets getting thousands of Neopoints to fork out get the faerie paint brush or a set of codestones for the weekly guild contest? |
| AR |
N057 |
Pet-tiqutte: Multiplayer Madness! |
These games can be loads of fun if you participate in the monthly competitions. Participating can also be a new way of meeting more people... |
| SR |
N081 |
Imperfect Dark: Part One |
Angel was bored with committing petty little crimes and heists. They were so easy that even a little kid could have devised them. She wanted something more challenging... |
| SR |
N082 |
Imperfect Dark: Part Two |
"Um... H, I, here we go - J." Angel continued to scroll down the page until she reaches "Jhudora, Evil Faerie Extraordinaire - Personal Publicist." |
| SR |
N083 |
Imperfect Dark: Part Three |
Angel has stupidly gone out and left Illusen alone. What was she thinking!? Even if Illusen is locked up how can that stop her from planning a daring escape? |
| SR |
N084 |
Imperfect Dark: Part Four |
"I didn't think I would have that much trouble with one or even two prisoners for that matter, but now it is double trouble!" she sighed and turned over on her beauty bed. |
| SR |
N085 |
Imperfect Dark: Part Five |
"I don't know why you have a grudge against me. What I have done to upset you?" Illusen whimpers. |
| SR |
N086 |
Imperfect Dark: Part Six |
"I can’t give you my full powers in any way as much as I would love too. You remind me of when I was your age. I had plans for world domination, too. Ah, the good old days!" Jhudora sighed. |
| AR |
N087 |
Krawks - A Status Symbol or Just Another Pet? |
Well, this may sound silly but not everyone knows how to get a Krawk. |
| CO |
N088 |
Present For Snowflake |
Who ordered the entertainment? |
| CO |
N094 |
Fashion Freak |
Where's the fashion police when you need them? |
| AR |
N099 |
Tiki Attack! : Tacky Tombola |
Is the Tiki Tack Man, a really good role model for Neopians? |
| SS |
N101 |
Cursed Ink Pot |
Had we lost the spark to write? Writing was a chore. It just wasn’t fun anymore. |
| AR |
N104 |
Translating Times Talk |
If you browse through the whole Neopian Times each week, you may have noticed there is a quite a bit of insider language... |
| AR |
N106 |
Secret Society of Sand |
Back by popular demand, here some more of those Tiki Item uses! Hope you enjoy them! Since we talking about sand, I thought I might start with all the uses for Bottles of Sand people came up with. |
| SS |
N107 |
Give my Regards to Neopia! |
Presenting from plushieowner productions "Neopia! The Musical"... |
| AR |
N109 |
Closet Neopian Syndrome |
Do you shout from the rooftops, loud and proud “I’m a Neopet or Neopian Times addict!”. Or do you hide in a corner writing your next Neopian Times article because you fear to tell or show anyone? |
| AR |
N110 |
Ask ‘Dr’ Sloth: The Doctor Is In! |
What happens when world domination plans fall though? You become an agony aunt advice columnist for a well known Neopian newspaper. |
| AR |
N112 |
Doctor, Doctor, Gimme the News! |
Warning, reading this article may be bad for your health. You may die of laughter from cheesy jokes. Do not say later,you have not been warned. |
| SR |
N114 |
Dubloon-atics: Part One |
“So did you hear about the two Lennies who walked into a bar?! Ouch!” |
| SR |
N115 |
Dubloon-atics: Part Two |
“Yeah, I can believe it. I know half the ship’s crew still go to sleep at night with their teddy bears.” |
| AR |
N115 |
Lawless Land Lubber |
Government? Now that I come to think about it, perhaps there is a possibility of government running Neopia. |
| SR |
N116 |
Dubloon-atics: Part Three |
Stud Muffin (Stud for short), Carbona Copy, Olanda Hoy and Left Hook were together in Stud’s cabin celebrating Carbona’s birthday. |
| AR |
N117 |
Carry on, Doctor Sloth! |
Calm down, there’s enough Sloth for everyone. I usually don’t believe in trequels but I believe it is my duty to please the fans. |
| SR |
N117 |
Dubloon-atics: Part Four |
“Gosh! It’s 2 minutes past 5:00 am and he isn’t here. That’s pirates for you!” |
| CO |
N119 |
Fan Fiction |
Call yourself a Neopets fan? Check this out! |
| SS |
N121 |
He’s Behind You! |
“He’s not here. Only tell me when you really see him, okay?” |
| AR |
N121 |
Holiday Ad-ition! |
The Holiday Season has just come around so quickly, for me personally it just seemed to pop out of nowhere and hit me in the face like a yellow snowball. |
| AR |
N122 |
M.D= Must Dominate! |
Did you see the picture that the editor chose for my article? Check out these muscles. Like them? |
| CO |
N122 |
Sloth on the Rox |
The first adventure of Dr Sloth and Roxy - the rivalry continues. |
| CO |
N123 |
Cheap Thrills |
Hold on tight... |
| AR |
N123 |
Manna or Menace? |
Today, I bring forward the question ‘What are you being served?’ |
| CO |
N124 |
Sloth on the Rox |
Who's the buffest Slothenator of all? |
| AR |
N124 |
Things That Neopian Characters Would NEVER Say! |
Shocking revelations, scandal, simple-mindedness revealed... |
| CO |
N126 |
Sloth on the Rox |
I can't wait for dessert! |
| AR |
N127 |
Faeries in Focus: Fyora |
The palace was gigantic, the longest turret seems to just disappear into the clouds. A bright, sunny Tuesday, perfect day for an interview. |
| SS |
N127 |
The Paw |
An evil kitty. Certainly not the type of Angelpuss you would bring home to meet momma. |
| AR |
N128 |
Sloth’s Guide to Love |
People have also been asking me for advice about friendship, love, asparagus and everything in between. |
| SS |
N130 |
Meridell! The Musical |
The people of Meridell should give Skarl the flick, Vote No.1 for king, certainly not my pick. |
| AR |
N130 |
Things That Neopian Characters Would NEVER Say 2 |
Jhudora: Awww... what a cutesy wootsie little Elephante plushie. Yes, you are! Who's the cutest little plushie in the whole wide world, huh? |
| AR |
N133 |
When Avatars Attack! |
First, they haunted the chatboards then they slowly moved over to the guildboards. Where will they appear next!?! |
| AR |
N136 |
Things That Meridell Characters Would Never Be Caught Saying |
Almost all characters who in live in different parts of Meridell have been affected one way or another because of the plot. So I ask 'have you been following the Meridell vs. Darigan plot?' |
| AR |
N137 |
A Frank Discussion |
Warning: Wearing helmets when in the Neopets Battledome gives you ‘Helmet Hair’. Ew... you certainly won't catch me with that. |
| SR |
N138 |
All My Clichés |
"YUMMY! You are awake! Do you still remember us? We’re here for you." |
| CO |
N138 |
Sloth on the Rox |
Roxy redecorates and Sloth discovers flower power! |
| SR |
N139 |
All My Clichés: Part Two |
“Why do I bother? Nobody appreciates my dramatics! Besides, most people wouldn’t know real artistic talent if it poked them in the tail." |
| AR |
N139 |
Girls are from Virtupets and Boys are from Tyrannia! |
Inside Tyrannian Male’s mind: My idea rocks! Fear my L337 debating skills! |
| AR |
N142 |
Things that Neopian Characters Would NEVER Say 3 |
Esophagor: I think I've had enough to eat now. |
| AR |
N146 |
Can't Get No Publication? |
Give your submission an overly long title. Longer than 50 characters is perfect. |
| AR |
N149 |
Sloth it to me, Baby! |
How many Sloth clones does it take to change a light bulb? |
| CO |
N149 |
Sloth on the Rox |
My friends say I procrastinate too much... |
| CO |
N150 |
The Meerca Siblings |
Your name... |
| AR |
N151 |
Little Less Conversation, Little More Trading Action |
Traders, restockers and casual sellers can sell their wares that have acquired from refreshing the shops for restocks, and so on and so forth on the Trading Post. But selling and trading is easier said than done. |
| SS |
N153 |
I Like The Way You Groove! |
Welcome to the Hard Sloth Cafe! |
| AR |
N155 |
In Deep Space, No-one Can Hear You Scheme |
This article contains EXTREME SLOTH! Humour only for mature people that have evolved in spaghetti strands of DNA. Deadly Neopian Asparagus. |
| AR |
N158 |
All Day Long, You Think About Sloth! |
Lets play a mentally stimulating game with you, my precious reader! |
| AR |
N161 |
Beating Spam into Mince Meat! |
What is spam? Stupid Pointless Annoying Messages. Don’t get me started about what spammers are! |
| CO |
N162 |
Sloth on the Rox |
Dr. Sloth embarks on a search for the missing R.C. |
| CO |
N165 |
Sloth on the Rox |
In the beginning... |
| AR |
N167 |
I’ve Got a Lovely Bunch of Guild Invites, There They are Flooding Up my Neomail Inbox-Long Ones, Short Ones... |
It’s an useful thing to have, yet it won’t take the rubbish out. Instead rudely expects you to take that yourself. But can you expect more from Neomail? |
| CO |
N167 |
Sloth on the Rox |
The Seven Ages of Sloth (Part 2) |
| AR |
N169 |
Ask Sloth Finale: The Doctor is Out! |
World Domination is like chocolate, it just gets too much after a while. |
| CO |
N169 |
Sloth on the Rox |
The Seven Ages of Sloth (Part 3) |
| CO |
N171 |
Sloth on the Rox |
The Seven Ages of Sloth (Part 4) |
| SS |
N171 |
Thrills, Ink Spills and Golden Quills |
I don’t ask for much this festive season, |
| CO |
N174 |
Sloth on the Rox |
The Seven Ages of Sloth (Part 5) |
| CO |
N176 |
Sloth on the Rox |
The Seven Ages of Sloth (Part 6) |
| CO |
N181 |
Sloth on the Rox |
Part 7: Present Day |