| Type: | Issue: | Title (click on title to read piece) | Description: |
| AR |
N069 |
Trends in the Battledome |
The Battledome is a place filled with many strange, terrible and wonderful things. |
| SS |
N071 |
A Wartime Christmas |
Getting his NeoHome ready for the Christmas party had proved much more work than he had anticipated. He had invited forty or so guests... |
| AR |
N072 |
The Difference - Neopian Poetry |
The biggest problem I usually see when I read the latest poems is consistency. |
| SS |
N073 |
From His Side - The Tiki Tack Man |
After several hours, he was out of NP. He needed to go get more items, but his bank account was as empty as ever. |
| AR |
N074 |
How to Rule a Kingdom |
The first thing you'll need to do is find empty land. As soon as you find some, you'll need to get some followers and go there. |
| AR |
N075 |
The Forgotten QuickFights |
Before you can use the QuickFight feature, you need to get there. Genius! |
| AR |
N078 |
An Ever Growing Neopia |
On average, it's two to four new users per second. Maybe it's just me, but that seems like a rapid growth rate. |
| SR |
N078 |
What Came Before the Number Five |
"Well, are we going to leave him standing there, or shall we show him the hospitality of our fair kingdom?" called the food shopkeeper, a green Jelly Kacheek. |
| AR |
N079 |
Myths of the Neopian Pound |
While I agree that it's a place no pet should ever have to go, there are a lot of myths surrounding it. |
| SR |
N079 |
What Came Before the Number Five: Part Two |
A plan was forming in his mind, one that would rid him of his old friend forever... |
| SS |
N080 |
Database Problems |
Every pet began moving at a different speed, and soon there was mild havoc everywhere. A few were lucky enough to move very fast, which allowed them to get whatever they were doing done in half the time or less. |
| AR |
N080 |
To Hunt, Trap, and Eliminate a Scammer |
Most users, upon seeing a scammer, report them. While it is a very sensible thing to do, and in most cases highly recommended, it's not always the most fun... |
| AR |
N082 |
Cap'n Crawlkilinklidebak's Gadgadsbogen Costume Awards |
They needed somebody to judge this ol' comp'! Well, I be a good con man, so I tricked 'em into thinkin' I be the best judge ever! |
| AR |
N084 |
Some Ridiculous Commentary On the New Plot Parts... |
After the two new plot parts were released, a lot of Neopians were sent scratching their heads. Me too... |
| AR |
N085 |
Investing in Items |
There are a lot of different criteria to keep in mind when investing in items. |
| SS |
N086 |
Of Truth, Sloth, and Everything In Between |
"If I didn't know better, I'd order a Grundo toe with lint side order, just to prevent one more person from tripping over those clown feet." |
| AR |
N086 |
The Battledome - Bank Account VS. Brain Amount |
Many argue that it's all about money, and if you've got the cash, you can conquer the 'dome without any brains. Others argue that it's all about brains... |
| AR |
N087 |
Know of Him, Find Him, and Kick Him in the Tail - Garoo |
It's been a while since Commander Garoo was declared the new psychopath on the loose for the Defenders of Neopia... |
| SS |
N087 |
Once Upon a Time, There Was a Cliche |
He couldn't prove to anyone that his life had been so bad-- mainly, due to the fact that he had a case of the common amnesia. |
| AR |
N088 |
NeoMail Management |
For anyone who's a Battledome juggernaut, Neopian Times regular, Beauty Contest Master, Poetry Monger, etc., you KNOW Neomail can be a bad thing. I mean, it's a good thing, yes, but it can also get out of control... |
| AR |
N088 |
The Bottom of the Darigan Deal - Not His Bum |
Okay, so somebody defeated him. Big whoop. The point is, we still don't know what this WHOLE DARIGAN THING WAS ABOUT... |
| AR |
N089 |
At All Costs - (Attempting) To Get a Darigan Paint Brush Using Alternitive Measures |
At the first sound of "Darigan Paint Brush", loads of Neopians immediately began deciding which pets they wanted to paint Darigan. |
| AR |
N089 |
The Bored and Inexperienced Traveler's Handbook |
Neopians of all sizes travel abroad, going from land to land in search of adventure, danger, fortune, fame, and some exotic food, drink, and a nice tablecloth. |
| AR |
N090 |
A Surviving Player's Guide to Neopia |
Okay, so you created a pet. Now you’ve got to do some things to please this pet. |
| AR |
N090 |
Minions 101 |
There are plenty of guides out there on how to be evil, how to take over Neopia, how to be an evil overlord, and the like. But the fact of the matter is that some of us don't have that much ambition. |
| AR |
N091 |
Rivalries You Didn't Even Know Existed! |
Get ready to start it all over again, the age-old "My Pet is Better Than Your Pet Because it IS" debate. |
| AR |
N092 |
Not All It's Cracked Up to Be-- NP |
Why do they want it? Is it worth sitting for long periods of time in a shop with a poorly painted Kau looking for bottles that have tails? |
| AR |
N093 |
How to Make Your Pet Original Without Making Them Original At All |
Everybody wants an original pet. There have been all these articles on personality lately, but y'know, they just don't cut it. |
| AR |
N094 |
Getting Yourself a Name in Neopia |
You should DEFINITELY work a lot on thinking up a good username. Well, for those of you who have trouble--never fear, this article is here to probably steer you in the wrong direction. |
| AR |
N094 |
NeoMailing An Accomplished Person |
Neomailing accomplished people can be pretty scary, especially if you have no idea what kind of etiquette to use. |
| AR |
N095 |
A Guide To Writing An Actual Book |
Have you ever been restocking in the book shop, seen a cool sounding book, read it, and thought it was cool? |
| AR |
N095 |
Learning Languages You Didn't Even Know Existed |
Okay, so we've all tried to learn Tyrannian. Some of us have figured it out, some of us are still caught up on 'Ugga'. |
| AR |
N096 |
How to Get Out of NeoSchools, Should They Come Out |
Okay, the simplest form of getting off school is excuses. Period. So obviously, you need to be well-trained in the art of excusing yourself form class. |
| SS |
N096 |
Why Mystery Island IS Dangerous |
Sure, it's all fine and dandy they want to find out, but something remarkably similar to an internal siren was telling me I wasn't going to like how it was going to work. |
| AR |
N097 |
Yer Guide to Sailing |
The point be that I be goin' to teach all ye green-gilled, pansy-faced, chick-a-roo-cathcing, toe-stubbin', land-lubbin', blubbler-bouncin' momma's pets to SAIL! |
| AR |
N098 |
Etiquette in Neopia (Or When NOT to Belch, For Some of You) |
I mean, what if you're dining in the Lost Desert, and you have no CLUE as to which part of the Grakle Bug you eat first? |
| AR |
N099 |
Being a Newly-Morphed Lupe |
Ever thought of being a Lupe? |
| AR |
N100 |
The Anatomy of the Creation of the Times |
So what about where the newspaper actually comes from? Have you ever heard THAT? Well, if you did, please tell me where I missed it... |
| AR |
N101 |
101 101 |
To be honest, the only reason research is done is to let us writers' pale, glowing skin see the fresh light of the world, and use our legs for once. |
| AR |
N102 |
The Nicest Neopian |
So, here goes nothing: Dual Battle Mirror, Dual Battle Mirror, On the Wall, who is the nicest of them all? |
| AR |
N103 |
Worst-Case Scenarios (And How to Get Out With Most of Your Apendages, Give or Take a Few, With Luck) |
I don't mean DANGEROUS situations, I mean the situations that have already scored a 10 or the Oh-No-O-Meter. |
| AR |
N104 |
The History of the Battledome |
Ah, the Battledome. A place where you can maul your friend's best pet, and then say, "Good match!" with a victorious smile on your face. |
| SR |
N105 |
Fates Entwined: Part Eight |
Barca smiled. Now things were changing-- the resistance was gone. The magic wall around the city was now as nonexistent as a satiated Skeith... |
| AR |
N105 |
Lifestyles of the Affluent and Illustrious: Mumbo Pango |
On this episode of Lifestyles, we'll be looking at the illustrious Mumbo Pango, Tiki-god extraordinaire... |
| AR |
N106 |
In-Depth Restocking |
You need to pick a shop to restock in. Luckily, there are tons of shops. Unfortunately, there are tons of people in those shops, doing exactly the same thing you're doing... |
| AR |
N107 |
Not Quite Judge Hog, Not Quite FuzzleGuy |
This is about a bunch of guys who aren't quite Judge Hog, and are just a tad better than The Amazingly Slow Sumo-Pet. |
| AR |
N108 |
Keeping Away the Scary Folk |
Keeping criminals away is probably the number one thing people try to do. They eat, they sleep, they work on keeping the criminals out... |
| AR |
N110 |
TCG, CTH, and Big Headed People? |
There are, it seems, many different types of cards. You've got your Neopets, your equipment, your items, your random events, and your heroes, villains, and experienced Neopets... |
| AR |
N111 |
The Most Senior of Elderly Citizens (Oldest Weirdo in Neopia) |
Neopia has flourished like Festering Coffee in a the Meridell Rubbish Dump -- but it had to start somewhere... |
| AR |
N112 |
Surviving On the Streets Without Not Surviving |
You have no money, no credibility, and most importantly, you have a pointy little red hat with a funny tassel. You will go hungry when everyone else is dining on gourmet food. |
| AR |
N113 |
Stats - Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Them... I Think |
For those of you who don't know their Hit Points from their magical smelly socks, I've slapped together a complete guide to everything statistical and Neopetical... |
| AR |
N114 |
Getting Your Spook On |
When else can you line up like nice little pets and get nice little candy and get nice little tummy aches? No other time I know of. |