You would have preferred spending time by the Chocolate Factory with your friends collecting candy. But no, Mr. Specklesup, your teacher, had to assign this report. Other people got exciting subjects like Fyora and Brucey B, but you're stuck with some stuffy neopet who died two hundred years ago.

You search the shelf, and find one old, dusty copy of "John Lotterpaw : The Lupe Who Wrote Dictionaries". As you read the first page you find it extremely dull and dry.

When you imagine what torture doing the assignment is, you consider leaving the library and taking an "F" on the assignment. Should you, or should you not, and what will you tell your parents?