"... I could never grasp the concept of how one can record words on paper," Captain Kitch continued. "I've seen a few scribes in my journeys, and I tell you, either they make it up, or they use magic to make the words appear. Something tells me it's the latter.

"Now, Lady Lennipi, if you are messing around with books, but don't know how to read them, I don't think it's good for your health. Magic can be a dangerous force y'know."

"Ah, but, I CAN read!" you exclaim, later realizing it might not have been the brightest idea.

"Well in that case, y'be a witch I s'pose," the kiko pirate replied.