"GHAAHHHHCKLE! whooooooooooooup GHAAAAAAHHHHHCKLE KLE KLE KLE KLE! whooooooup GHAAAAAHHHCKLE whoooooooooooup GHAAAHHHHCKLE KLE KLE KLE KLE KLE..." The fire lupe continued his violent coughing for several minutes.

"Donna-darned faerie!" the lupe screamed to Jhudora, but she just laughed. He looked down to his nametag, and lo and behold, his name tag reading 'GHAAAAAAAHHCLKE'.

"You should have checked the list of ingredients," Jhudora, with a snicker under her breath. The lupe looked at the bottle, and in the list it said 'cultures of pertussis'. "Unfortunately, it's a *snicker* required ingredient for the name-changing process. But don't worry, it's not lethal to a lupe of your age, and it shouldn't last for more than three months. But be careful, vomiting is a common symptom, and it ccan lead to more *snicker* difficult illnesses."

"But I'm still stuck with this name," the lupe said, pointing to the name tag.

"You are, but not with that name" cackled Jhudora, "the potion doesn't count the coughing. Then everyone in Neopia would be called 'GHAAAAAAAHHCLKE' or 'Whooooooup'. That would be a *snicker* amusing scenario, but I would grow tired quickly. I just changed the name tag while you were drinking. Your new name is the first tangible thing you said. Hmmm, what an interesting name, 'DonnaDarned' - or Donna for short."